So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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