Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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