I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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