: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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