Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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