ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
How naked do you want me to be?
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