I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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