do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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