How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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