Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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