You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
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