you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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