is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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