wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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