I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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