Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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