How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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