You're completely useless in the revolution.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Randomize
