Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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