she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
