omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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