i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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