dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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