Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
