Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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