Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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