Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
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