Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
handjob tips. give me some.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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