You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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