Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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