Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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