What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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