I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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