I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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