Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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