Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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