sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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