Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I wish I only lived at night.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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