We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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