I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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