Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
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