i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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