Christians are straight up FREAKS
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
that may or may not have been my penis.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Randomize
