please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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