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(630): View more from Illinois

I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on

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(310): View more from California

He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit

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(707): View more from California

He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".

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(406): View more from Montana

To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.

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(770): View more from Georgia

At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro

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(951): View more from California

fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great

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