party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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