so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
His nipple licking is glorious
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