I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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