I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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