There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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