So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Randomize
