with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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