why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I am midnight drunk by noon
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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