is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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