Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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