question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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